BRATS

Whiny little mama's boy. I'd something more scalding and maybe even lyrical, but I was told when I first started this column that I can't cuss too much. Keep that in mind when you flame me and I don't seem to retaliate. The BIGGEST F*CKIN downer on Counter Strike is whining puke faced monkey boys. You've seen them, they are the first ones to yell "camper" or "cheater". "U R Wall HACKING" No. YOU keep crouching in the same spot. Naturally I'm going to shoot first and check bodies later after the first 3 times. "y0r camping, whore" Duh. I have the bomb - come and get it, you illiterate T.

You little shits are making this game hardly fun. Right Now I don't want admin rights on any [NO] server because I'd be booting entirely too many of you. The second you gave another player too much bullshit - Boot. I could care less how you play. You could be G0D or n00b - it wouldn't matter. You ditch the normal smack talk for cut downs and spam - I'll kick your bitchy little ass off the server. So this is a warning to [NO] admins as well as to the whiny pr1cks out there that think they have it hard. These pillow biters whining about blindside are only whining because lets face it - he doesn't have a [NO] tag at the beginning of his name. They view him as the baby-sitter. The deputy as opposed to the sheriff. Hey - [NO]Blindside sounds a little stupid. Like a Car option. Give him credit for maintaining taste! If a person is given admin privileges, then the server admins apparently trust them. They've done nearly a million map runs with them and they took a chance. Sometimes that chance was a bad bet. There's a punk on DAC who's a little too ban happy for his own good. But he's in the DAC Clan. So I just don't go anymore. Even though "everything's been smoothed over", I haven't bothered to go to DAC since... I guess early April. So there's a hint to anyone out there. LEAVE. NOW. If you don't like it, go. You gotta problem - blow. You think you got a legitimate beef, private email to a sys admin and see if there's a way around it. I'm sure that if you ask - you can get a flame forum set up here so you can toast buns to yer heart's content. But seeing these infantile one liner whiners or illiterate foaming-at-the-mouth accusations just really keep 75% of the visitors here from even going into the forums.

Now to the brat pack I've been glaring at. If you want to cuss and be general asses - www.fitshaced.com or www.whatthefuck.com Those are boards where you can try your rapier wits. WARNING: Fitshaced is for pros only. The other is overrun with gothlings and tragic drama queens and generally amounts to shooting chickens with shotguns. Go there and everyone can be happy.

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A month after posting this article; Maverick Moonminer, sysop of www.Fitshaced.com, closed down the forum.